Sunday, September 23, 2007

Ooga Chakka

I have a brilliant idea. Let's create a new musical genre based on the opening to the song "Hooked on a Feeling." Yeah, a whole branch of popular music that incorporates the chant "Ooga chakka, ooga, ooga, ooga chakka" in the background of any song, old or new, from Bach's "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" to Amy Winehouse's "Rehab." (Try it; it works.) If you're really daring, make an ubercheesy video of yourself acting as stupid as humanly possible, heavy on the ooga chakkas. C'mon, baby, I dare you. Look, it worked for David Hasselhoff.